My Body is a Temple

Jesus, Mary, and

my cardiologist told me

that Thin Mints are

vegan, which, I suppose

makes them super

healthy.

Also, I’m sure the facist

that decided the

small serving size of

hummus never had

homemade pita chips.

or a heart.

And wine is fine,

but vodka

is basically vegetables.

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12 thoughts on “My Body is a Temple

  1. unclerave says:

    “Lorelai let’s live together!” Very funny, lady. Plus, I loved the inverted still life! Reminds me a little of the Cowardly Lion from The Wizard of Oz. — YUR

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