On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
a 104-inch plasma screen tv.
On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
two VR headsets, and a 104-inch plasma screen tv.
On the third day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
three different iPads, two VR headsets, and a 104-in plasma screen tv.
On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
four iWatches, three different iPads, two VR headsets, and 104-inch plasma screen tv.
On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
making us facebook official, four iWatches, three different iPads, two VR headsets, and a 104-inch plasma screen tv.
On the sixth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
six electric scooters, making us facebook official, four iWatches, three different iPads, two VR headsets, and a 104-inch plasma screen tv.
On the seventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
seven G wifi, six electric scooters, making us facebook official, four iWatches, three different iPads, two VR headsets, and a 104-inch plasma screen tv.
On the eighth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
eight bluetooth earbuds, seven G wifi, six electric scooters, making us facebook official, four iWatches, three different iPads, two VR headsets, and a 104-inch plasma screen tv.
On the ninth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
nine Instagram likes, eight bluetooth earbuds, seven G wifi, six electric scooters, making us facebook official, four iWatches, three different iPads, two VR headsets, and a 104-inch plasma screen tv.
On the tenth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
ten speaker surround sound, nine Instagram likes, eight bluetooth earbuds, seven G wifi, six electric scooters, making us facebook official, four iWatches, three different iPads, two VR headsets, and a 104-inch plasma screen tv.
On the eleventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
eleven percent introductory credit card interest, ten speaker surround sound, nine Instagram likes, eight bluetooth earbuds, seven G wifi, six electric scooters, making us facebook official, four iWatches, three different iPads, two VR headsets, and a 104-inch plasma screen tv.
On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
twelve times the Prozac, eleven percent introductory credit card interest, ten speaker surround sound, nine Instagram likes, eight bluetooth earbuds, seven G wifi, six electric scooters, making us facebook official, four iWatches, three different iPads, two VR headsets, and a whole bunch of other shit no one needs.